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Unusual Places to Consider Visiting

Unusual Places to Consider Visiting

April 20, 2015 | No Comments

You’re a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don’t know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I figured out a way to make money while I’m working! What’s gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Cinque Terre, Italy I see you’ve wasted no time in filling my seat hole. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I’d answer. Sure, let the little fruit do
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Summer Camping Holiday Travel

Summer Camping Holiday Travel

February 8, 2015 | No Comments

Beetroot water spinach okra water chestnut ricebean pea catsear courgette summer purslane. Water spinach arugula pea tatsoi aubergine spring onion bush tomato kale radicchio turnip chicory salsify pea sprouts fava bean. Dandelion zucchini burdock yarrow chickpea dandelion sorrel courgette turnip greens tigernut soybean radish artichoke wattle seed endive groundnut broccoli arugula. Soko radicchio bunya nuts gram dulse silver beet parsnip napa cabbage lotus root sea lettuce brussels sprout cabbage. Catsear cauliflower garbanzo yarrow salsify chicory garlic bell pepper napa cabbage lettuce tomato kale arugula melon sierra leone bologi rutabaga tigernut. Sea lettuce gumbo grape kale kombu cauliflower salsify kohlrabi okra
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Ultimate Adventure Holiday

Ultimate Adventure Holiday

January 11, 2015 | No Comments

Please tell me I didn’t get old. Anything but old. I was young! Oh… is he grey? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Usually called ‘The Doctor.’ Or ‘The Caretaker.’ Or ‘Get off this planet.’ Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn’t a name. I once spent a hell of a long time trying to get a gobby Australian to Heathrow airport. Brave heart, Clara. Oh, I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn’t have to end. I hate endings! Overconfidence, this, and a small screwdriver. Bow ties are cool.I’m absolutely
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Sightseeing Like a Pro

Sightseeing Like a Pro

December 11, 2014 | No Comments

Nine hundred years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother. Well, my Doctorate is purely honorary and Harry is only qualified to work on sailors. This stuff, or whoever sent it, is cleverer than we are. Unfortunate, isn’t it? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They’re scientific instruments, not water pistols. Have faith, Brigadier. Have I ever led you astray? Sweet, maybe… Passionate, I suppose… But don’t ever mistake that for nice. Brave heart, Tegan. It’s rather a pity, in a way…now the universe is down to 699 wonders. You’re standing on my
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