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Choosing Your Next Vacation Destination

Choosing Your Next Vacation Destination

May 6, 2015 | No Comments

Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce then cats take over the world. Stretch find something else more interesting peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth purr.Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Eat and than sleep on your face. While eating hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser, and destroy couch, for meowing non stop for food.Chew foot plan steps for world domination then cats take over the world but shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens for rub face
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Unusual Places to Consider Visiting

Unusual Places to Consider Visiting

April 20, 2015 | No Comments

You’re a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don’t know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I figured out a way to make money while I’m working! What’s gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Cinque Terre, Italy I see you’ve wasted no time in filling my seat hole. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I’d answer. Sure, let the little fruit do
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Ultimate Adventure Holiday

Ultimate Adventure Holiday

January 11, 2015 | No Comments

Please tell me I didn’t get old. Anything but old. I was young! Oh… is he grey? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Usually called ‘The Doctor.’ Or ‘The Caretaker.’ Or ‘Get off this planet.’ Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn’t a name. I once spent a hell of a long time trying to get a gobby Australian to Heathrow airport. Brave heart, Clara. Oh, I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn’t have to end. I hate endings! Overconfidence, this, and a small screwdriver. Bow ties are cool.I’m absolutely
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Sightseeing Like a Pro

Sightseeing Like a Pro

December 11, 2014 | No Comments

Nine hundred years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother. Well, my Doctorate is purely honorary and Harry is only qualified to work on sailors. This stuff, or whoever sent it, is cleverer than we are. Unfortunate, isn’t it? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They’re scientific instruments, not water pistols. Have faith, Brigadier. Have I ever led you astray? Sweet, maybe… Passionate, I suppose… But don’t ever mistake that for nice. Brave heart, Tegan. It’s rather a pity, in a way…now the universe is down to 699 wonders. You’re standing on my
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